A leader of Egypt’s largest liberal party has disclosed a new Jewish conspiracy so original and unique that it has never been charted before by anti-Semitism aficionados:
13,000 Jewish-American soldiers participated in the 2003 invasion of Iraq in order to grab 2,600 year-old Jewish artifacts from Babylon, smuggle them to Israel, and place them under the Al Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem, in a plot to have unwitting archeologists ‘discover’ them there and thus prove that the mosque sits on the site of the ancient Jewish temple. A movie deal could be only a matter of time
For countless years, there has been no major development in the Jewish Conspiracy field. Every “new” conspiracy theory that is floated about the Jews or Israel is always revealed, on close inspection, to be just a repetition of the same old stuff. Although this lack of originality has not lead to a decline in the popularity of Jewish Conspiracy Theories, there has nevertheless been a certain feeling of “been there, done that” among the collectors of this particular genre of folk tale.
That is what makes the recent revelation of a completely new and original conspiracy theory so exciting. It was unveiled by Mr. Ahmed Ezz El-Arab, a vice chairman of Egypt's secular-liberal Wafd Party, in a Washington Times interview during the Conference on Democracy and Human Rights held in Hungary last week.
In brief, Mr. Ezz El-Arab stated the following:
- Thirteen thousand Jewish soldiers participated in the 2003 American invasion of Iraq. They all had dual Israeli and American nationality, and were of Iraqi-Jewish descent.
- They were tasked with robbing ancient artifacts from the time of the Jewish exile to Babylon 2,600 years ago.
- The artifacts were smuggled to Israel and placed under the Al Aqsa Mosque on the temple mount in Jerusalem.
- Innocent international archeologists will be invited to ‘discover’ the artifacts under the Mosque, thus proving that it sits on the site of the original Jewish temple.
Unfortunately, Mr. Ezz El-Arab could not summon up the courage to stand exclusively on his novel new anti-Semitic accusation, and so also felt the need to repeat the worn out conspiracy theories that have been the cornerstones of recent Jew hatred, including “The Holocaust is a myth; there were no gas chambers; Anne Frank’s diary is a forgery; 6 million were not killed; and 9-11 was an inside job”
Quick Notes:
13,000 Jewish-Iraqi-descended Israeli-American soldiers are the equivalent of an entire division of troops in the field, and would account for nearly one in ten of all U.S. troops who participated in the invasion of Iraq in 2003.
Although Nebuchadnezzar did exile the Jews to Babylon in the sixth century B.C., they returned to present day Israel not due to Queen Esther, but rather because the Persian king Cyrus the Great captured Babylon, and allowed them to leave.
Many Arabs believe in a Jewish plot to destroy the mosque and rebuild the temple in its place. The desire to protect Al Aqsa from the Jews was a key factor in the outbreak of the Second Intifadah in the year 2000, and plays a significant role in the Arab and Islamic Worlds.
The location of the original Jewish temple on the temple mount in Jerusalem, where today’s Al Aqsa mosque stands, has not been disputed by any historical, archeological or religious authority over the past centuries. However, within just one decade since Yasser Arafat claimed that the temple had actually been located at Nablus, Palestinians and many of their supporters have wholeheartedly embraced this unfounded new claim.
There have been numerous archeological findings from the temple mount linking it to the ancient Jewish kingdoms. Some of these, along with Christian artifacts, were found when the Islamic Waqf, which manages the temple mount area under full autonomy from the Israeli authorities, carried out extensive and illegal excavations in the 1990s.
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The following is a transcript of the interview with Mr. Ezz El-Arab at the Conference on Democracy and Human Rights:
Ezz El-Arab: When America invaded Iraq lately, there were 13,000 American soldiers of Jewish nationality and the double nationality with their invasion.
Interviewer: Ahha
Ezz El-Arab: And these people were mostly descendants of the Iraqi Jews
Interviewer: Ahha
Ezz El-Arab: And they made something so clearly worth recording
And this is new too
A twenty six century revenge
And when nebuchednaz
Interviewer: Nebuchadnezzar?
Ezz El-Arab: Yeah! Captured these Jews to Babel
Interviewer: What youre saying is that the American soldiers who were Iraqi jews…
Ezz El-Arab: What happened is the following:
Nebuchadnezzar 26 centuries ago captured the Jews and took them to Babylon
Interviewer: Ahha
Ezz El-Arab: And then his son released them because of the beautiful Esther, etc., etc.,
You know this story…
Interviewer: Ahhem
Ezz El-Arab: When the Americans invaded, in Babel in particular, so many monuments were robbed.
Interviewer: Ahha
Ezz El-Arab: Its not a kind of monument robbery for selling in the black market
Interviewer: No, no…
Ezz El-Arab: My…
I mean I am, I am a professional politician, I mean, politics is my life, it was deliberate things that will be in secret dug in under the Aqsa mosque.
And then come, innocent, digging missions from all over the world and they will find: “Ah! See?” Who has said its there?
It was carried from Babel
And then they came over the monument area of Babel and put 3 meter thick layer of cement at the pretext of making a heliport.
Interviewer: Ahha
Ezz El-Arab: And destroy the Ashtarot, what they call, Gate, which is the second most important monument on earth after the great pyramids
Interviewer: What does this have to do with Iraqi Jews, you mentioned Iraqi Jews
Ezz El-Arab: In… The Iraqi Jews, the things they took from Babel
Interviewer: Ahha
Ezz El-Arab: They took with intention, to my judgement, of digging it under the Aqsa mosque
Interviewer: Ahha
Ezz El-Arab: So that when it is discovered they say “here was the temple”
Interviewer: Oh, you think they put things…
Ezz El-Arab: Surely!
Interviewer: So the Iraqi Jews when they moved from Iraq to Israel, took, ah, antiquities
Ezz El-Arab: Not when they moved, but when they went to the American invasion
Interviewer: When they went?
Ezz El-Arab: With the American invasion!
Interviewer: Oh you mean recently they went back…
Ezz El-Arab: Yes!
Interviewer: Ah
Ezz El-Arab: And the British Museum director was mad because of this crime
Interviewer: Ahham. So that’s…
So, are you talking about American soldiers or Israelis?
Ezz El-Arab: American soldiers with Israeli double nationality and Jewish religion
Interviewer: Ahha, so they, they took things from Iraq and they put them underground in Jerusalem to…
Ezz El-Arab: That’s it!
Interviewer: That’s very interesting. I’d never heard that theory.
Ezz El-Arab: No, it’s not a theory! It’s a fact I am talking about, and you can check it
